These humorous quotations about dogs and the human’s relationship with dogs can be a great addition to scrapbooks, website, greeting card, note, article or other project.

Dogs can inspire an array of funny and humorous quotes and sayings, as can man’s relationship with the dog – there’s a reason they’re called “Man’s Best Friend!”

A humorous or funny dog saying or quotation can be the perfect addition to a dog scrapbook, a pet photo album, a website, an art project, an article about dogs, a greeting card or any other number of pet-related projects. Consider the following funny dog quotations.

Humorous Quotations About Dogs and Ownership of Dogs

“I used to look at (my dog) Smokey and think, ‘If you were a little smarter, you could tell me what you were thinking,’ and he’d look at me like he was saying, ‘If you were a little smarter, I wouldn’t have to.'” ~Fred Jungclaus

Humorous Quotations About Dogs and Ownership of Dogs

“In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn’t merely try to train him to be semihuman. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.” ~Edward Hoagland

Humorous Quotations About Dogs and Ownership of Dogs

“If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.” ~Fran Lebowitz

Humorous Quotations About Dogs and Ownership of Dogs

“Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.” ~Franklin P Jones

Humorous Quotations About Dogs and Ownership of Dogs

“Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives.” ~Sue Murphy

Humorous Quotations About Dogs and Ownership of Dogs

“If your dog doesn’t like someone you probably shouldn’t either.” ~Unknown

Humorous Quotations About Dogs and Ownership of Dogs

“The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.” ~Unknown

Humorous Quotations About Dogs and Ownership of Dogs

“If I were a dog, I would have bitten you already.” ~Unknown

Humorous Quotations About Dogs and Ownership of Dogs

“A reasonable amount of fleas is good for a dog; it keeps him from brooding over being a dog.” ~E. N. Westcott

Humorous Quotations About Dogs and Ownership of Dogs

“If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.” ~Unknown

Humorous Quotations About Dogs and Ownership of Dogs

“A cat sees us as the dogs. A cat sees himself as the human.” ~Unknown

Humorous Quotations About Dogs and Ownership of Dogs

“Dogs feel very strongly that they should always ride with you in the car – in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.” ~Dave Barry

Humorous Quotations About Dogs and Ownership of Dogs

“You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you’re right! never would’ve thought of that!'” ~Dave Barry

Humorous Quotations About Dogs and Ownership of Dogs

“My dog is usually pleased with what I do, because she is not infected with the concept of what I “should” be doing.” ~Lonzo Idolswine

Humorous Quotations About Dogs and Ownership of Dogs

“Life is like a dog sled team. If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes.” ~Lewis Grizzard

Humorous Quotations About Dogs and Ownership of Dogs

“Some days you’re the dog, some days you’re the hydrant.” ~Unknown

Humorous Quotations About Dogs and Ownership of Dogs

“I put contact lenses in my dog’s eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.” ~ Steven Wright

Humorous Quotations About Dogs and Ownership of Dogs

“My dog is half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!” ~Craig Shoemaker

Humorous Quotations About Dogs and Ownership of Dogs

“You learn in this business: If you want a friend, get a dog.” ~Carl Icahn (An Executive in the Car Industry)

Humorous Quotations About Dogs and Ownership of Dogs

“My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That’s almost $7.00 in dog money.” ~Joe Weinstein

Humorous Quotations About Dogs and Ownership of Dogs

“If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.” ~Andy Rooney

Humorous Quotations About Dogs and Ownership of Dogs