Funny Quotations About Cats and Inspirational Feline Quotations

Funny Quotations About Cats and Inspirational Feline Quotations

Cats inspire funny quotes and sayings, along with Inspirational sayings and quotations on cats. Feline quotes are great for crafts, scrapbooks, websites, greeting cards.

The independent yet faithful cat is the inspiration for many serious and humorous cat quotes and sayings. These cat sayings and cat quotations are great for crafts, scrapbooks, greeting cards and websites.

Consider the following collection of funny and inspirational quotes about cats, collected by this article’s author over the years.

Funny Quotations About Cats and Inspirational Feline Quotations

“After scolding one’s cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference.” ~Charlotte Gray

Funny Quotations About Cats and Inspirational Feline Quotations

“Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this by all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren’t like this; a dog’s idea of personal grooming is to roll in a dead fish.” ~James Goreman

Funny Quotations About Cats and Inspirational Feline Quotations

“No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch.” ~Leo Dworken

Funny Quotations About Cats and Inspirational Feline Quotations

“Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.” ~Mary Bly

Funny Quotations About Cats and Inspirational Feline Quotations

“If a dog jumps into your lap it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing it is because your lap is warmer.” ~A.N. Whitehead

Funny Quotations About Cats and Inspirational Feline Quotations

“With their qualities of cleanliness, discretion, affection, patience, dignity, and courage, how many of us, I ask you, would be capable of becoming cats?” ~Fernand Mery, inĀ Her Majesty the Cat

Funny Quotations About Cats and Inspirational Feline Quotations

“I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.” ~Jean Cocteau

Funny Quotations About Cats and Inspirational Feline Quotations

“You own a dog, but you feed a cat.” ~Jenny De Vries

Funny Quotations About Cats and Inspirational Feline Quotations

“I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.” ~Hippolyte Taine

Funny Quotations About Cats and Inspirational Feline Quotations

“Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.” ~Unknown

Funny Quotations About Cats and Inspirational Feline Quotations

“When I play with my cat, how do I know that she is not passing time with me rather than I with her?” ~Montaigne

Funny Quotations About Cats and Inspirational Feline Quotations

“The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an axe murderer.” ~Paula Poundstone

Funny Quotations About Cats and Inspirational Feline Quotations

“When you are looking, a cat acts like a princess, but the minute they think you are not looking, a cat acts like a fool.” K.C. Buffington

Funny Quotations About Cats and Inspirational Feline Quotations

“Of all God’s creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.” ~Mark Twain

Funny Quotations About Cats and Inspirational Feline Quotations

“The cat is there when you call her – if she doesn’t have something better to do.” ~Bill Alder

“You can keep a dog, but it is the cat who keeps people because cats find humans useful domestic animals.” ~George Mikes

Funny Quotations About Cats and Inspirational Feline Quotations

“One must love a cat on its own terms.” ~Paul Gray

Funny Quotations About Cats and Inspirational Feline Quotations

“A meow massages the heart.” ~Stuart McMillan

Funny Quotations About Cats and Inspirational Feline Quotations

“One is never sure, watching two cats washing each other, whether it’s affection, the taste or a trial run for the jugular.” ~Helen Thomson

Funny Quotations About Cats and Inspirational Feline Quotations

“Most cats, when they are out want to be in, and visa versa, and often simultaneously.” ~Louis J. Camuti

 

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Funny Quotations About Cats and Inspirational Feline Quotations

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